Brain Hosting

I purchased a server and installed Linux with a Parallel Plesk controller, setup my IP addresses and generated nameservers. I then added SSL encryption, linked an merchant account and an eNom domain registrar API. I created a MySQL database then installed and customized a WordPress front end. I used an SSH terminal to access the root level of my Plesk Panel and CSS styled it.

Lastly, I pulled up next to GoDaddy at a stoplight, flicked a booger on his car, then peeled out while giving him the middle finger.
I’m taking over the internet. Who’s coming with me?